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figure that there are just three kinds of people in the world:

• those who love paris hilton
• those who hate paris hilton, and
• people who don’t know (and don’t care) that paris was ever born

so if you belong to those who hate ms hilton, be sure to sign the No Clemency fo Paris Hilton petition.

and if you’re one of the few people who love her, please read on…

a million five reasons why you should hate paris hilton:

• paris can’t sing
• paris can’t act
• parisshows her ugly cooty and booty all the time
• paris doesn’t care about you, doesn’t even know you exist
• paris will infect you with a million STD’s even if she doens’t know you

so go and sign the No Clemency fo Paris Hilton petition. please…

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