the all important why???
June 5, 2007 – 1:21 pmit’s only the start of the week, but i’m feeling a little bit skittish. i was doing the usual stuff and i came across this great article…
it’s matter-of-fact funny and i like it when people just puts something is simple terms.;like when you only have to choose between black and white (no grey areas!) or say yes or no (no maybes!).
isn’t life more enjoyable when you have less worries? not for this guy anyways… heh!
enjoy reading…
Why I Will Never Have a Girlfriend
[edit] Why don’t I have a girlfriend?
This is a question that practically every male has asked himself at one point or another in his life. Unfortunately, there is rarely a hard and fast answer to the query. Many men try to reason their way through the dilemma nonetheless, often reaching a series of ridiculous explanations, each more self-deprecating than the last: “Is it because I’m too shy, and not aggressive enough? Is it my opening lines? Am I a boring person? Am I too fat or too thin? Or am I simply ugly and completely unattractive to women?” When all other plausible explanations have been discounted, most fall back on the time-honoured conclusion that “there must be Something Wrong™ with me” before resigning themselves to lives of perpetual chastity.[2]
Not the author, though. I, for one, refuse to spend my life brooding over my lack of luck with women. While I’ll be the first to admit that my chances of ever entering into a meaningful relationship with someone special are practically non-existent, I staunchly refuse to admit that it has anything to do with some inherent problem with me. Instead, I am convinced that the situation can be readily explained in purely scientific terms, using nothing more than demographics and some elementary statistical calculus.
Lest anyone suspect that my standards for women are too high, let me allay those fears by enumerating in advance my three criteria for the match. First, the potential girlfriend must be approximately my age—let’s say 21 plus or minus three or four years. Second, the girl must be beautiful (and I use that term all-encompassingly to refer to both inner and outer beauty). Third, she must also be reasonably intelligent—she doesn’t have to be Mensa material, but the ability to carry on a witty, insightful argument would be nice. So there they are—three simple demands, which I’m sure everyone will agree are anything but unreasonable.
That said, I now present my demonstration of why the probability of finding a suitable candidate fulfilling the three above-noted requirements is so small as to be practically impossible—in other words, why I will never have a girlfriend. I shall endeavour to make this proof as rigorous as the available data permits. And I should note, too, that there will be no statistical trickery involved here; I have cited all my sources and provided all relevant calculations[3] in case anyone wishes to conduct their own independent review. Let’s now take a look at the figures.
intrigued? 
sorry, but i keep on having problems posting the article, apprently, it’s just too long. so you will have to go HERE to read the rest of it.
enjoy!
2 Responses to “the all important why???”
of course, it’s nice to strive to have the best looking partner in the world, but ultimately, the question is, are you yourself the best you can be? i think ultimately, it is what you can offer and how you present yourself that will get you the best partner possible. also, being realistic may be a good thing as well…
this guy doesn’t seem to be very realistic.
By no milk on Jun 5, 2007