Where Am I? Who Are You?

August 10, 2007 – 8:53 am

Have you ever answered the phone and heard the voice from the other line saying “Hello?! Hello?! Who is this? Who are you? Where is this?”

Damn.

This never fails to make my blood simmer a little. Why the hell are YOU asking ME who you’re calling?! You’re the one who called. Aren’t you supposed to know who you’re calling?

Caller: Hello? Hello?
Me: Yes?
Caller: Who is this? Who are you?
Me: Who is this, please?
Caller: Where are you?
Me: Who is this please?
Caller: Where am I calling? Who are you?
Me: Who are you calling?
Caller: Where is this?
Me: What do you want?
Caller: Where is this? Who are you?
Me: Who is this please?
Caller: Where am I calling? Where is this?
Me: It’s my home, you &%^@!
Caller: Where are you living?
Me: What the hell do you want?
Caller: Where is this?
Me: In hell. Why? Do you want to go here?
Caller: Is this ____ (insert name of faraway place)
Me: No idiot!
Caller: Oh. Sorry. (Hangs up)
Me: (Running aroung the house screaming, pulling my hair out)