6 More Steps for Further Self-Torture
October 2, 2008 – 11:43 pmYou may now have perfected the art of conversation. You are now an expert on multitasking. Your daydreams are in the makings of Steven Spielberg (you might even win an oscar). And you only occasionally drool whenever you see your beloved. But that isn’t enough for you. You still want to find other means to torture yourself. You want to bring thoughts of your adored one into other aspects of your life and devote yourself to their worship. To help yu along, here are 6 more suggestions to further your chivalrous quest: OTHER SELF-TORTURE: Step 1: Be a writer. Your adored one’s perfection should be expressed through narrative and poetry. If you haven’t started yet, you better get on writing page upon page of literature expounding their godlike perfection right now. For those who are involved in a long-distance unrequited love relationship, writing letters is another way of getting your adored one to notice ...