The Ultimate Superpower
May 10, 2008 – 1:51 amWhen we were children most of us imagined ourselves to have some kind of superpower. I always thought that it would be cool to be able to fly. On second thought, it might not be a good idea because what if your power fails when you're flying high above the sky? Not good. I also wanted to be able to read people's minds. I bet it would be really helpful, especially if you want to know their deepest darkest secrets. And use those against them --- ha, blackmail! Unfortunately, I don't have any of those superpowers. I can sit in the couch and stare at the TV for hours, but that's not a fun superpower. It's only helpful if you want to look like a blob statue. I can also shed tears watching dog commercials --- but that just makes me look crazy and delusional. Besides, running mascara is definitely not ...
